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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

Posted 1 week ago

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

Posted 1 week ago
ruinedchildhood:

Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I’m starving.

ruinedchildhood:

Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I’m starving.

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illkim:

"These are the best years of your lives"

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(Source: illkim)

Posted 1 week ago

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

Posted 1 week ago

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

Posted 1 week ago
jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

Posted 1 week ago

benderliam:

drake trying to stand up after filming the anaconda video

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